Thursday, June 2, 2011

Knockin' On Heaven's Door


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
June!
June who?
D'you know this one?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
June!
June who?
D'you need any help?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
June!
June who?
D'you not think this is silly?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
June!
June who?
D'you knock my door as much as I knock yours?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
June!
June who?
D'you never get tired of this?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
June!
June who?
D'you always nick my punchline?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
June!
June who?
D'you know any others? . . .

Next month:
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Julie!
July who?
Julie, you pillock!

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