Tuesday, June 14, 2011

The Six Teens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9MZ3ooM6wQ

Wrote - and recorded - an entire novel at the weekend. Not exactly Shakespeare, but you've got to start somewhere:



Sikiatures 

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six silly six-word stories

1
Once upon a time I cried.

2
-Marry me!
-Piss off!
-Fair enough.

3
Woke up . . . got up . . . threw up.

4
-Was it you?
-Yes it was.

5
-Hey, mind the gap!
-What gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

6
Here lies Mike Church. Silly sod.

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Thursday, June 2, 2011

Knockin' On Heaven's Door


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
June!
June who?
D'you know this one?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
June!
June who?
D'you need any help?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
June!
June who?
D'you not think this is silly?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
June!
June who?
D'you knock my door as much as I knock yours?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
June!
June who?
D'you never get tired of this?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
June!
June who?
D'you always nick my punchline?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
June!
June who?
D'you know any others? . . .

Next month:
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Julie!
July who?
Julie, you pillock!