Hello. Mr Craphead?
I'm ringing from Shitty Telephone Company, and was wondering whether you would like to be ripped off for the rest of your life?
I'll think about it. Bye.
Mr. Craphead? . . .
Hello. Mr. Craphead?
I'm ringing from Shitty Bank, and we notice that your tax return was unfavourable this year. Does this worry you?
Not in the slightest.
I said, "Oh". You're supposed to say, "Yes". I don't have a script for "No" . . .