Thursday, September 16, 2010

Won't Give In

Hello. Mr Craphead?
Could be.
I'm ringing from Shitty Telephone Company, and was wondering whether you would like to be ripped off for the rest of your life?
I'll think about it. Bye.
Mr. Craphead? . . .

Hello. Mr. Craphead?
Might be.
I'm ringing from Shitty Bank, and we notice that your tax return was unfavourable this year. Does this worry you?
Not in the slightest.
I said, "Oh". You're supposed to say, "Yes". I don't have a script for "No" . . .

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