Tuesday, May 18, 2010

What Have I Done To Deserve This?


Can I help you?
No, thanks. I'm just looking.
What are you looking for?
Oh, nothing in particular.
I see.
You don't mind my looking, do you?
Feel free.
Thank you.
The shirts and tops are here; the shorts and trousers are over there; and the jerseys and jackets are around the corner.
Thank you.
That's a lovely shirt, isn't it?
I said, That's a lovely shirt.
Yes, it is.
Would you like to try it on?
Not now, thanks.
What size were you looking for?
I wasn't.
I'd say you're a large. Shall I measure you?
Maybe later.
You're not from here, are you? . . .

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