Wednesday, May 5, 2010

A Dustland Fairytale

The Beautiful Princess

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who lived in a beautiful castle in a beautiful wood. One day, she was walking through the wood when she met a prince. They fell in love, got married, had babies and lived happily ever after.

Is that it?

Yes, darling. Goodnight.

But it’s terrible! What was the princess’s name? What was the prince doing in the wood? How did they fall in love?

The princess’s name was Betty, the prince was hunting for deer and they fell in love because princes and princesses always fall in love in stories like these.

What’s a deer?

It’s an animal with horns.

What are horns?

They’re long pointed things

What’s pointed?

Look, I’m not a thesaurus!

What’s a thesaurus?

Shut up, Samantha!

Goodnight, Daddy.

Goodnight, darling.

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