Five things I learnt in yesterday’s tennis class . . .
1) Hitting the ball back is more difficult than it looks.
2) When serving, don’t hit the ball until it has left your hand.
3) Keep your eye on the ball that is moving, not the ones decorating the net.
4) Don’t share your water with anybody, especially if they’re younger than you.
5) Sprinting 20 yards to your left to use your forehand is always preferable to making a fool of yourself by risking your backhand.