Thursday, April 22, 2010

Can't Stop This Feeling I've Got

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L44-2sZ1RU

Can I go to the toilet, please?
No, Juan.
Please!
Why didn’t you go before the class?
I forget.
I forgot.
Sorry?
I forgot. It’s past.
I don’t understand.
Don’t worry. Oh, go on, then, but be quick!
Quick?
Thirty seconds, Juan.
Thirty?
Yes, thirty.
¿Trece segundos?
Not thirTEEN. THIRty. Treinta.
Is not enough.
Take it or leave it.
Sorry?
Just go, Juan. Now! We’ll count to thirty and if you’re not back by then, we’ll chop your goolies off, OK?
OK. (Juan runs out).
OK, everyone, let’s count together. One . . . two . . .

2 comments:

  1. What's Spanish for 'goolies'?

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  2. pelotas (=balls) or huevos (=eggs)

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